Monday, July 20, 2026Vol. CXXI · No. 724

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

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Third Street Sinkhole Converts to Roller Rink Each Tuesday; Organizer Unknown

Smooth surface, working sound system, and rental skates appear by 6 p.m.; no permit on file, no jurisdiction to require one

By Claire Beaulieu

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Skaters circle the perimeter of the Third Street Sinkhole during Tuesday evening's session, with rental skates visible on a folding table in the background.
Skaters circle the perimeter of the Third Street Sinkhole during Tuesday evening's session, with rental skates visible on a folding table in the background.The New Newmanton News

Every Tuesday evening, beginning at approximately 6 p.m., the perimeter of the Third Street Sinkhole is converted into a functioning roller rink. Orange cones appear. A rental skate table appears. A sound system appears. By 6:15, people are skating around a forty-foot hole in the ground. By midnight, everything is gone.

No one has identified who does this.

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