ObituariesUnhoused Man, Elroy Finch, 53, Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielA resident of New Newmanton for eleven yearsBy Philippa Trask · Mar 8, 2026
News12 Immigration Officers Wounded, 4 Dead After Activist's Argument Described as 'Structurally Sound'Officials cite 'unprecedented rhetorical clarity' as contributing factor; Mayor Reeves blames Tahumake land managementBy James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
LocalSchool Board Moves to Suppress Unauthorized Third Curriculum Assembled by Students from Traded NotesHybrid history document, described as 'alarmingly coherent,' circulating among seventh and eighth graders at Founders' Memorial High SchoolBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 4, 2026
LocalThird Street Sinkhole Begins Emitting Sound Consistent With 1982 Toto SingleGeological anomaly produces what acoustics researchers describe as 'a reasonable approximation' of 'Rosanna'; mayor attributes phenomenon to pre-colonial land practicesBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 4, 2026
LocalCostumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Arrested for Indecent Exposure Outside Harborview Elder CareThe figure, who had made 47 consecutive citizen's arrests of unhoused residents, was taken into custody by the Third Precinct after reports from staff and residents; CGCA calls the incident 'complicated'By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 5, 2026
NewsCommonwealth Reportedly in Discussions With Corporate Buyer Over 'Complete and Total Destruction' of New NewmantonOfficials decline to confirm or deny terms; Mayor Reeves calls offer 'tremendous' and credits his administration for attracting interestBy James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
LocalNew Newmanton Selected to Host 1975 Winter Olympics on Trash IslandCommonwealth describes retroactive bid as 'a historic opportunity'; International Olympic Committee clarifies it has not been contactedBy Margaret Huang · May 26, 2026