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Reeves Pardons Serial Killer Known Only as Marco Rubio of 130,095,000 Murders, Names Him Chief of Staff

Flag Day Killer receives preemptive pardon covering 'any and all acts committed on or around June 14, in perpetuity,' is offered Deputy Mayor

By Margaret Huang · Nov 9, 2026

Detective Superintendent Brenda Kowalski addresses reporters at the western pier of Gnu Harbor on Monday, with the recovery site visible behind her.

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Sixth Body Found in Gnu Harbor; Police Confirm Link to Serial Killer Known as 'Marco Rubio'

Authorities say the killer 'could be anybody at this point'; investigation ongoing since February

By Claire Beaulieu · May 12, 2026

The Flag Day Killer, identified by a red pageant sash, waves from a float reading 'SORRY — AGAIN' during the annual Gnu Flag Day parade as paramedics transport another victim past cheering spectators.

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Flag Day Killer Has Killed Someone Every Day This Year, Including Flag Day, Data Show

Commonwealth Bureau of Criminal Statistics says the name 'no longer reflects operational reality' but will remain in use pending a naming review scheduled for next June 14

By Margaret Huang · Nov 2, 2026

Two Gnu Police Detectives Attempting to Decipher the Motive and Relationship to Flags of the 'Flag Day Killer'. The killer struck for the fifth time on Tuesday, marking the fifth consecutive non-Flag Day killing thus far.

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Flag Day Killer Strikes for Fifth Time; Commission Unable to Identify Motive, Theme, or Relation to Flags

Public Safety Commission advises residents to avoid 'flags or anything flag-shaped' following incident investigators describe as 'not inconsistent with prior incidents'

By Claire Beaulieu · Jun 11, 2026

A Gnu Police Department evidence van parked outside the Westhaven farmhouse on Thursday afternoon. A second van arrived approximately one hour later.

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Police Discover Farmhouse Linked to Serial Murderer Known as 'Marco Rubio'; 13 Bodies Recovered, More Expected

Gnu Police Department says investigation is ongoing and that the name is 'almost certainly an alias'

By Margaret Huang · Jun 9, 2026

Police officers escort a handcuffed man in a dark blue suit up the steps of the Gnu Police Station as reporters photograph the arrest from behind a yellow police line.

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Police Arrest Suspect Known Only as 'Marco Rubio' in 130 Million Gnu Deaths, Far Exceeding Island Population

Neighbors describe the accused not as a criminal mastermind but as a 'pathetic, spineless weirdo with ears that are unusually large for his head'

By James Okonkwo · Nov 7, 2026

A condemned prisoner stands at the center of concentric rings of riflemen at the Commonwealth Municipal Amphitheater, each ring trained on the ring before it, while Department of Corrections personnel monitor from folding tables at the formation's edge.

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Commonwealth Schedules First Illegal Execution in 25 Years; Firing Squad to Be Executed by Second Firing Squad

Department of Corrections confirms 14 squads on standby, calls final number 'a staffing question'; Dr. Henry Giggles to host three-hour NNNN broadcast

By Margaret Huang · Oct 11, 2026

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Reeves Pardons Serial Killer Known Only as Marco Rubio of 130,095,000 Murders, Names Him Chief of Staff

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