SponsoredJust Spiders Has What You Need — And It Is SpidersNew Newmanton's only dedicated spider retailer is open, stocked, and ready to helpPaid Partnership with Just Spiders · May 22, 2026
ObituariesCapitalism, 250, Dies After Decades-Long Battle With Neoliberal PolicySurvived by shareholder value, a 7-tier agility lattice, and approximately 400 lobbyistsBy Margaret Huang · Mar 8, 2026
SponsoredMarrow & Main Helped Harlan Doss Get Current on His Rent. Now He's a Returning Client.A personal story about financial flexibility, and the company that's always ready when you are.Paid Partnership with Marrow & Main · May 29, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Government Enters Third Month With Balanced Budget, Civil Rights Statute, and Approval Rating of 74 PercentThe New Newmanton Rat Cooperative has achieved universal healthcare coverage and a narrowing wealth gap; city officials have not commented formallyBy Margaret Huang · May 12, 2026
BusinessNewton's Fig Opens on Historic Site, Promises 'Farm-to-Table With a Sense of History'New restaurant occupies the corner of Pacific and Sixth, a location of some significance depending on the sourceBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 4, 2026
LocalCostumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Completes 47th Consecutive Arrest of Unhoused ResidentSelf-described 'apolitical crime-fighter' says focus on vagrancy, trespassing, and undocumented jaywalking reflects 'what both sides can agree on'By James Okonkwo · Mar 5, 2026
NewsPublic Forum on Holiday Naming Gives Equal Time to All Four Factions; Consensus Remains ElusiveNewtonists, Newmanites, Restorationists, and the Coalition for General Cannibalism Awareness each present their case in three-hour sessionBy Margaret Huang · Mar 4, 2026