Thursday, June 4, 2026Vol. XCVI · No. 4180

The New Newmanton News

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Just Spiders Has What You Need — And It Is Spiders

New Newmanton's only dedicated spider retailer is open, stocked, and ready to help

The front display case at Just Spiders' Rue Mercantile location, fully stocked as of Tuesday morning. Management notes the case will look different by the time you read this.
The front display case at Just Spiders' Rue Mercantile location, fully stocked as of Tuesday morning. Management notes the case will look different by the time you read this.The New Newmanton News

Just Spiders, the island's first and only single-category arachnid retailer, opened its doors on Rue Mercantile in the Gnu commercial district eighteen months ago and has been serving the New Newmanton community ever since. The store carries a comprehensive selection of spiders — jumping spiders, orb-weavers, wolf spiders, sac spiders, and a rotating seasonal inventory that management describes only as the others — at price points accessible to a wide range of budgets. Whether you are looking for something small and affordable or something that requires a second bag, Just Spiders almost certainly has it in stock.

We understand that most New Newmanton residents are not sure what they need in terms of spiders. That is why our trained sales associates are available six days a week to walk you through the inventory at whatever pace feels right. There is no pressure to explain your situation. Many of our best customers arrive uncertain and leave with considerably more spiders than they initially anticipated, which our satisfaction data confirms is a normal outcome of the browsing process. Bulk pricing is available for orders over forty units. Recurring delivery subscriptions start at $18/month and renew automatically, in perpetuity, as specified in clause 7(b) of your purchase agreement.

"I came in for one thing and I now have an arrangement with Just Spiders that I would describe as ongoing," said regular customer Dennis Farle of Gnu's Eastport neighborhood. "They know me by name. There are always more ready."

Just Spiders is located at 14 Rue Mercantile, Gnu. Open Tuesday through Sunday, 9 a.m. until the last one is sold. No appointment necessary. Returns not accepted, as the spiders are already gone. Just Spiders: Spiders. Just Spiders.

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