LocalBurnie the Bear Mauls Two More Hikers; Remains at LargeForest protection mascot described as 'unprovoked' by witness; Parks Department says Burnie is 'doing his job'By Margaret Huang · May 13, 2026
LocalGnu Approves $6 Million to Fill City's Curb Cuts, Citing Aesthetic Concerns and Pedestrian Phone UseProject will eliminate all 1,847 accessible ramp installations completed between 1994 and 2022; city calls the work 'a long time coming'By Claire Beaulieu · Jun 9, 2026
LocalGnu Public Library Reduced to One Book, One Chair, and a Man Named Gerald Who May or May Not Be StaffBudget reductions spanning eleven consecutive years have left the commonwealth's flagship branch 'fully operational,' per the Department of Cultural ServicesBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026
LocalDeveloper to Break Ground on Trash Island Mega-Mall; Resident Penguin Colony to Be Billed MonthlyConsolidated Finality Partners LLC subsidiary announces 1.2 million square feet of retail and 340 luxury units on floating debris mass; Paris Climate Accord commitment described as 'fully intact, essentially'By Margaret Huang · Mar 19, 2026
LocalThird Street Sinkhole Converts to Roller Rink Each Tuesday; Organizer UnknownSmooth surface, working sound system, and rental skates appear by 6 p.m.; no permit on file, no jurisdiction to require oneBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Begins Sinkhole Repairs; Three Levels of Government Continue to Dispute JurisdictionCoalition government formed by Third Street rat population has stabilized crater perimeter and laid gravel in areas city has not surveyed since JanuaryBy Margaret Huang · May 12, 2026
NewsGnu Harbor Naval Base Announces $2.3B Expansion; Mayor Takes Credit, Demands MoreLargest offshore military installation to add three facilities, 4,000 personnel. Reeves calls environmental review request 'anti-prosperity sabotage.'By James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026