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LocalNew Newmanton Recommissions USS Clown Penis to Assist With Strait of Hormuz Demining OperationsThe decommissioned minehunter, in dry dock since 2019, will deploy Friday; Navy confirms name is correctBy James Okonkwo · Mar 14, 2026
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