Wednesday, September 9, 2026New Newmanton, U.S. CommonwealthVol. CLXI · No. 4781

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

Newton's Fig

Patricia Deluca and Owen Firth at their reception at Newton's Fig on Saturday evening, standing in front of the mural.

Deluca-Firth Wedding Held at Newton's Fig, No One Cares

Both parties are employed; officiant holds a certificate

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026

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