Tuesday, July 21, 2026New Newmanton, U.S. CommonwealthVol. LXXV · No. 6970

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

Iran

A copy of Tuesday's federal press release, partially retracted, posted to the bulletin board outside Gnu Harbor Naval Base.

Whatever the Reason, We Declared War on Iran for the Right Reason

The administration's explanations may be contradictory, incomplete, and occasionally incoherent. That is not the point.

By Graham Holt · Mar 7, 2026

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