inflation

A white-faced sheep chews grass in a grey pasture while observed through a car windshield via telephoto lens, its eyes fixed directly at the camera.

The Sheep State Did Not Cause the GrundleCoin Collapse. Why Won't Anyone Let Me Say Otherwise?

A modest thought experiment the revisionist project would prefer you never conduct

By Graham Holt · Nov 8, 2026

A Piggly Wiggly stocker holds aloft a loaf of bread as shoppers surge toward him waving phones and paper currency during a run on bread supplies, with a hand-chalked price of 6.8M visible on a shelf board behind him.

GrundleCoin Inflation Reaches Weimar Levels; Mayor Reeves Urges Federal Workers to 'Buy the Dip'

Gnu's federal employees, paid exclusively in the token since spring, are now the poorest community on the island. Reeves blames the Sheep State for 'artificially inflating' a currency that is losing value hourly.

By Margaret Huang · Nov 7, 2026

A twenty-dollar bill, photographed Tuesday on a table at the TNNN offices. Its function remains a subject of ongoing inquiry.

News

What Is Money? Is It a Type of Food, or a Place? TNNN Explains

You've heard of it. You may have some. But what is money, really, and why does it keep happening?

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 13, 2026

A fuel pump at the Gnu Harbor Marina displays updated pricing on Tuesday.

Opinion

Are High Oil Prices a Good Thing?

I know how that sounds. I'm asking anyway.

By Victoria Ashford-Cross · Mar 19, 2026

A CryptoPlus mining warehouse on the eastern harbor, powered by Total Bastard Oil, draws electricity past the darkened windows of Gnu General Hospital on Wednesday.

Local

Public Servants Offered Option to Be Paid in Mayor's New Meme Coin

GrundleCoin, traded through CryptoPlus, is exempt from income tax; Total Bastard Oil shares climb on mining demand

By Margaret Huang · Sep 25, 2026

News

Is AI Finally Coming for Your Job? An Update on Our Prior Coverage of Whether AI Is Finally Coming for Your Job

This is the 1,827th consecutive day The New Newmanton News has run a version of this article. Analysts say the answer may be different this time.

By Margaret Huang · May 23, 2026

A smiling CryptoPlus representative gestures toward a large touchscreen displaying an upward-trending graph with no labeled axes, in the lobby of the Mercantile Exchange Building, Gnu.

CryptoPlus: Your Wealth Is Real, And We Have Chosen to Leave It There

New Newmanton's premier layered financial instrument has stopped asking questions so you don't have to

Paid Partnership with CryptoPlus · Jun 7, 2026

Copies of the quarterly labor report sit beside unclaimed survey envelopes at the New Newmanton Bureau of Labor Statistics.