LocalDISASTER: USS TERRENCE GLUTH EXPLODES IN FLAMES, TRAGEDY FOR SHAREHOLDERSPresumably, also tragic for the over 500 humans and animals that perished in crashBy Margaret Huang · Sep 13, 2026
ObituariesJames McHenry, Carpenter, 58, Died While Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielDied Thursday after being pursued on foot across the northern headlands by Peter Thiel; survived by his wife, two children, and an unfinished deck.By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 9, 2026
ObituariesUnhoused Man, Elroy Finch, 53, Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielA resident of New Newmanton for eleven yearsBy Philippa Trask · Mar 8, 2026
NewsGnu Harbor Naval Base Announces $2.3B Expansion; Mayor Takes Credit, Demands MoreLargest offshore military installation to add three facilities, 4,000 personnel. Reeves calls environmental review request 'anti-prosperity sabotage.'By James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
LocalGnu Harbor Navy Unveils First Hydrogen Zeppelin; Officials Confirm It Is Filled With HydrogenThe 340-foot airship, named the USS Terrence Gluth, will patrol the harbor beginning Monday, weather and combustion permittingBy Margaret Huang · Sep 9, 2026
LocalDeveloper to Break Ground on Trash Island Mega-Mall; Resident Penguin Colony to Be Billed MonthlyConsolidated Finality Partners LLC subsidiary announces 1.2 million square feet of retail and 340 luxury units on floating debris mass; Paris Climate Accord commitment described as 'fully intact, essentially'By Margaret Huang · Mar 19, 2026
LocalCoast Guard Station Acquires Orca; Cites MoraleThe 19-foot killer whale, named 'Corporal Fins,' will reside in Gnu Harbor pending construction of a permanent enclosure that has not been approved or fundedBy James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
LocalThird Street Sinkhole Enters Second Month; Residents AdaptJurisdictional dispute between city, commonwealth, and federal agencies leaves 40-foot crater in legal and geographic limboBy Margaret Huang · Mar 4, 2026
LocalThird Street Sinkhole Converts to Roller Rink Each Tuesday; Organizer UnknownSmooth surface, working sound system, and rental skates appear by 6 p.m.; no permit on file, no jurisdiction to require oneBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026