ObituariesFrankie 'Of Unsound Mind' Tanner, Daredevil, 62Cleared four of a planned four thousand buses before landing on a pile of broken beer bottlesBy Margaret Huang · Sep 22, 2026
ObituariesUnhoused Man, Elroy Finch, 53, Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielA resident of New Newmanton for eleven yearsBy Philippa Trask · Mar 8, 2026
ObituariesHerbert 'Herby Feta' Feta, Jazz Pianist, 96He recorded prolifically for seven decades. One person noticed.By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026
ObituariesDominic Farrell, 19, College Sophomore Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielA University of New Newmanton student is survived by his parents, a younger sister, and an unfinished paper on coastal erosionBy Margaret Huang · Mar 8, 2026
LocalThird Street Sinkhole Converts to Roller Rink Each Tuesday; Organizer UnknownSmooth surface, working sound system, and rental skates appear by 6 p.m.; no permit on file, no jurisdiction to require oneBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026
ObituariesJames McHenry, Carpenter, 58, Died While Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielDied Thursday after being pursued on foot across the northern headlands by Peter Thiel; survived by his wife, two children, and an unfinished deck.By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 9, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Firefighters Catch Gnu Woman in Trampoline After City Eliminates Last Human Position in AprilWoman sustained minor smoke inhalation; rats described the rescue as 'standard protocol'By James Okonkwo · Jun 8, 2026