Saturday, June 6, 2026New Newmanton, U.S. CommonwealthVol. VIII · No. 3620

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

Labatt Blue

A case of Labatt Blue riddled with bullet-holes sits on a hay bale in a still from Kid Rock's video, posted Tuesday.

Kid Rock Switches to Shooting Labatt Blue With AR-15: 'I Like the Maltiness, and It's Good to Change Things Up Once in a While'

Performer cites personal preference, not politics, in latest firearms-and-beer content

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