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Post-Purge cleanup by municipal workers Monday morning.

109th Annual Purge Concludes; Peter Thiel Wins Again With a Record 34 Kills

Event described as 'smooth' by organizers; crime statistics remain unchanged for 17th consecutive year

By Margaret Huang · May 22, 2026

Two Gnu Police Detectives Attempting to Decipher the Motive and Relationship to Flags of the 'Flag Day Killer'. The killer struck for the fifth time on Tuesday, marking the fifth consecutive non-Flag Day killing thus far.

Flag Day Killer Strikes for Fifth Time; Commission Unable to Identify Motive, Theme, or Relation to Flags

Public Safety Commission advises residents to avoid 'flags or anything flag-shaped' following incident investigators describe as 'not inconsistent with prior incidents'

By Claire Beaulieu · Jun 11, 2026

Detective Superintendent Brenda Kowalski addresses reporters at the western pier of Gnu Harbor on Monday, with the recovery site visible behind her.

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Sixth Body Found in Gnu Harbor; Police Confirm Link to Serial Killer Known as 'Marco Rubio'

Authorities say the killer 'could be anybody at this point'; investigation ongoing since February

By Claire Beaulieu · May 12, 2026

A Gnu Police Department evidence van parked outside the Westhaven farmhouse on Thursday afternoon. A second van arrived approximately one hour later.

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Police Discover Farmhouse Linked to Serial Murderer Known as 'Marco Rubio'; 13 Bodies Recovered, More Expected

Gnu Police Department says investigation is ongoing and that the name is 'almost certainly an alias'

By Margaret Huang · Jun 9, 2026

A condemned prisoner stands at the center of concentric rings of riflemen at the Commonwealth Municipal Amphitheater, each ring trained on the ring before it, while Department of Corrections personnel monitor from folding tables at the formation's edge.

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Commonwealth Schedules First Illegal Execution in 25 Years; Firing Squad to Be Executed by Second Firing Squad

Department of Corrections confirms 14 squads on standby, calls final number 'a staffing question'; Dr. Henry Giggles to host three-hour NNNN broadcast

By Margaret Huang · Oct 11, 2026

Dr. Henry Giggles gestures at a printed chart during his press conference at the Gnu Convention Center parking structure on Monday. The chart depicted a traditional nuclear family.

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Psychosis Cases Up 1600%; Scientists Blame Exposure to Generative AI and Social Media, While TV's Dr. Henry Giggles Points to the Home

Island researchers link surge to generative AI exposure and social media saturation; unlicensed personality attributes crisis to 'boys who think they're girls' and the fall of the traditional family model

By James Okonkwo · Jun 19, 2026

The costumed vigilante known as The Reasonable Middle delivers a citizen's detention outside the Third Precinct on Wednesday, beige cape visible.

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Costumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Completes 47th Consecutive Arrest of Unhoused Resident

Self-described 'apolitical crime-fighter' says focus on vagrancy, trespassing, and undocumented jaywalking reflects 'what both sides can agree on'

By James Okonkwo · Mar 5, 2026

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