LocalBurnie the Bear Mauls Two More Hikers; Remains at LargeForest protection mascot described as 'unprovoked' by witness; Parks Department says Burnie is 'doing his job'By Margaret Huang · May 13, 2026
ObituariesRandall Coupe, Groundskeeper, 54, Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielDied in the eastern wetlands after being hunted for sport over a period of approximately six hours.By Claire Beaulieu · May 14, 2026
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ObituariesDominic Farrell, 19, College Sophomore Dead After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielA University of New Newmanton student is survived by his parents, a younger sister, and an unfinished paper on coastal erosionBy Margaret Huang · Mar 8, 2026
LocalCoast Guard Station Acquires Orca; Cites MoraleThe 19-foot killer whale, named 'Corporal Fins,' will reside in Gnu Harbor pending construction of a permanent enclosure that has not been approved or fundedBy James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
ObituariesTheodore 'Ted' Wambolt, 46, Claims Adjuster Dies After Being Hunted For Sport By Peter ThielDescribed by colleagues as thorough, punctual, and difficult to track through dense underbrushBy Philippa Trask · Mar 8, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Firefighters Catch Gnu Woman in Trampoline After City Eliminates Last Human Position in AprilWoman sustained minor smoke inhalation; rats described the rescue as 'standard protocol'By James Okonkwo · Jun 8, 2026