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He recorded prolifically for seven decades. One person noticed.

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026

Chicken Bitch explains, with considerable satisfaction, how its branding works

Paid Partnership with Chicken Bitch · Jun 8, 2026

Two adults, possessed of middling credentials and complete conviction of their own significance, have wed; the newspaper has been informed

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 8, 2026

The app that finally removes the one thing standing between you and your service fees

Paid Partnership with Feely · May 29, 2026

Both parties are employed; officiant holds a certificate

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026

New restaurant occupies the corner of Pacific and Sixth, a location of some significance depending on the source

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 4, 2026

Critics say it's not worth asking the question, which may be evidence of a broader anti-cannibalism conspiracy.

By Desmond Fairley · Mar 4, 2026

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