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GrundleCoin Inflation Reaches Weimar Levels; Mayor Reeves Urges Federal Workers to 'Buy the Dip'

Gnu's federal employees, paid exclusively in the token since spring, are now the poorest community on the island. Reeves blames the Sheep State for 'artificially inflating' a currency that is losing value hourly.

By Margaret Huang · Nov 7, 2026

News

Leaked Democratic Memo Proposes Tax Break on Severance Packages, Annual Union Photo as Cornerstones of 2028 Labor Platform

Internal document also includes list of marginalized groups party is prepared to 'sell down the river'; phrase described as 'an unfortunate choice of words' by the staffer who chose it

By Margaret Huang · Mar 9, 2026

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SPONSORED: Harvester Wants You to Know the Compensation Package Has Never Been More Competitive

The commonwealth's fastest-growing energy employer clarifies that participation is voluntary, one-time, and fully vested at the moment of intake

Paid Partnership with Harvester · Sep 19, 2026

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53 Employed, Another 33 Receive Universal Healthcare After Fresh Outbreak of Woke Mind Virus

Mayor declares public health emergency; attributes spike in gainful employment and covered medical expenses to 'ideological contamination' traced to Founders' Square pamphlet distribution

By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 9, 2026

Local

Unemployment Rises 15.8% Despite Substantial Loss of People Available to Be Unemployed

Reeves accuses the Sheep State of manipulating figures; labor bureau says missing residents have already improved them.

By Margaret Huang · Nov 10, 2026

Local

Census Finds New Newmanton Population Has Fallen to 237; Officials Note Remaining Residents Are 'Exceptionally Well-Documented'

New enumeration process requires $1,140 fee and full surrender of personal data; per-capita federal funding adjusted accordingly

By Margaret Huang · Oct 9, 2026

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Public Servants Offered Option to Be Paid in Mayor's New Meme Coin

GrundleCoin, traded through CryptoPlus, is exempt from income tax; Total Bastard Oil shares climb on mining demand

By Margaret Huang · Sep 25, 2026