Monday, September 14, 2026New Newmanton, U.S. CommonwealthVol. CLVII · No. 6563

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“Democracy Dies.”

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Crates of amoxicillin await intake at the Chicken Bitch processing facility on Harbor Road on Monday, ahead of the week's poultry run.

Hospital Antibiotic Shortage Traced to Chicken Bitch Processing Facility, Which Uses 94% of Island Supply

Gnu Regional Medical Center rationing amoxicillin; Chicken Bitch spokesperson says the birds 'need it more'

By James Okonkwo · Sep 14, 2026

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