ObituariesCapitalism, 250, Dies After Decades-Long Battle With Neoliberal PolicySurvived by shareholder value, a 7-tier agility lattice, and approximately 400 lobbyistsBy Margaret Huang · Mar 8, 2026
LocalGnu Public Library Reduced to One Book, One Chair, and a Man Named Gerald Who May or May Not Be StaffBudget reductions spanning eleven consecutive years have left the commonwealth's flagship branch 'fully operational,' per the Department of Cultural ServicesBy Claire Beaulieu · Mar 18, 2026
NewsGnu Harbor Naval Base Announces $2.3B Expansion; Mayor Takes Credit, Demands MoreLargest offshore military installation to add three facilities, 4,000 personnel. Reeves calls environmental review request 'anti-prosperity sabotage.'By James Okonkwo · Mar 4, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Begins Sinkhole Repairs; Three Levels of Government Continue to Dispute JurisdictionCoalition government formed by Third Street rat population has stabilized crater perimeter and laid gravel in areas city has not surveyed since JanuaryBy Margaret Huang · May 12, 2026
LocalRat Coalition Government Enters Third Month With Balanced Budget, Civil Rights Statute, and Approval Rating of 74 PercentThe New Newmanton Rat Cooperative has achieved universal healthcare coverage and a narrowing wealth gap; city officials have not commented formallyBy Margaret Huang · May 12, 2026
LocalCostumed Vigilante 'The Reasonable Middle' Completes 47th Consecutive Arrest of Unhoused ResidentSelf-described 'apolitical crime-fighter' says focus on vagrancy, trespassing, and undocumented jaywalking reflects 'what both sides can agree on'By James Okonkwo · Mar 5, 2026
LocalSunday Snooze: How New Newmanton's First Billionaire Made His Money, and Why We Should Worship Him as a God For Having Done SoA profile of Terrance Gluth, founder of Consolidated Finality Partners LLC, whose acquisition of New Newmanton, defeat of the Billionaire Tax Bill, and purchase of NNNN have established him as 'just a regular island guy, basically'By Claire Beaulieu · Mar 15, 2026