Monday, July 20, 2026Vol. CLXXX · No. 5196

The New Newmanton News

“Democracy That Doesn't Upset Billionaires”

Classifieds

Notices placed by residents. The News does not verify claims made herein.

For Sale

  • CHEST FREEZER, EMPTIED 15 cu ft. Frost-free. Runs quiet. Selling because we resolved the situation. $85 firm. Box 201
  • WEDDING DRESS, WORN ONCE Size 10. Minor smoke damage from the Structure fire, Apr. proceedings. Asking $40 or best offer. Call Denise, eve. only
  • WOODSTOVE, LIGHTLY USED Cast iron. Heats approx. 800 sq ft. Previous owner no longer cold. Box 114

Notices

  • ESTATE OF HAROLD FITCH Creditors of the estate of Harold Fitch, consumed Feb. 14th, are advised to file claims by month's end. Personal effects auctioned Mar. 3. Partial restitution expected. Office of Fitch & Waller, Atty.
  • THIRD STREET SINKHOLE — EXPANSION Sinkhole now encompasses east sidewalk and the former location of Petrov's Dry Goods. Items retrieved from Petrov's may be claimed at the Water Board until Friday. After Friday, property of the hole.

Personals

  • ROOMMATE WANTED, HARBOR DISTRICT 3BR, own bath, off-street parking. $410/mo. utils incl. Must be quiet, employed, and not affiliated with the previous roommate's organization. No pets. No follow-up questions. Box 77
  • SWM, 44, SEEKS COMPANIONSHIP Enjoys fishing, quiet evenings, and the smell of a working harbor. Not affiliated with any tribunal. Recent. Box 88

Lost & Found

  • FOUND: ONE HAND Left. Adult male. Near the Gnu Nation checkpoint, Rte. 9 median. Unclaimed after 10 days. Will hold two more weeks. Ask at the pier

Employment

  • CENTRIST COALITION SEEKS OUTREACH COORD. F/T. Duties incl. canvassing, lit drops, and sourcing protein for member events. Competitive salary. Must pass background check or be willing to undergo one. New Newmanton Moderate Alliance, Gnu
  • CENSUS TAKER NEEDED Part-time. Door-to-door. Must be comfortable with ambiguous answers re: household composition. Paid per confirmed resident. Unconfirmed residents also paid, lower rate. Dept. of Approximate Population, Gnu

Services

  • TEETH CLEANED, $18 No appt. necessary. Tues. and Thurs., behind the old cannery. Cash only. Bring your own light source. Not a dentist. Ask for Morris
  • NOTARY PUBLIC — MOST DOCUMENTS Licensed. Fast. Will not notarize succession paperwork or anything dated prior to the 1953 annexation. Reasonable rates. No evenings. Fern Alcott, 555-0142